• me: i sorta want to go home and spoon with my cat and a hot water bottle
• in my bath tub just in case i shit myself
• with blood
• and poop
• ew
• ...
• me: also. sick. i'm getting it. something is going around at work.
• Lindsey: which sick?
• me: cold
• my throat
• disease
• the plague
• botulism
• i don't know
• one of those
• ...
• Lindsey: i feel like there are two sickenesses: vomiting and not vomiting
• me: no vom-ing here.
• just pooping
• and snot
• Lindsey: yuck
• me: and blood

22 Mar 2011 / 3 notes / ew