This is what we started the morning, my 11th in a row, at work with.

I saw you two guys earlier at the consumer truck and you were eating your ice cream like little boys and I though ‘Those guys aren’t so tough. They’re eating ice cream, what a bunch of swell guys! I saw you eating ice cream pal! You’re bad now but you were eating an ice cream cone and I saw you. That’s the shit you can’t hide! Ice cream eating motherfucker. That’s what you are.

Not my doing at all. My manager put on a mix and it is like, what, really, that actually makes sense.